Friday, June 03, 2005

Join the war against Mars: an impassioned plea from T.T. Willerson.

People of the free world! The communists are planning on destroying Mars themselves! We can't let this insult to our own greatness happen! You can help by enlisting in the Global Space Army, a private, global organization that pledges itself to destroying Mars first!

We have decided to hire a campaign consultant to raise money for this exorbitant quest. You can help in the hiring of this consultant by donating to:

The Global Space Army Foundation
45s0, 15w30
c/o T.T. Willerson

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