Dome Teams are DOOMed Teams

Domes are stupid; c'mon Minnesota, you want a wussy turf ballet or do you want some FOOTBALL?!?! And retractable roofs are stupid too; Minnesota's going to build a stadium for JUST their football team, and open it up twice a year. What a frakking waste. Chicago will hopefully kill this team so hard that even Zygi will clue in that DOME Teams are DOOMed teams.*

*Unless they have homefield advantage a la Saints/Colts**
** Colts won the Superbowl in the rain you say? Pfffft. Miami Rain! You call that rain? NO!