Dear Martha Stewart (Holiday),
I was pleased as usual with your latest Halloween installment. If I had any artistic talent at all, your ideas would have been über cool. Instead, I'm going to smash, like, 40 pumpkins on my deck and tell kids that I was attacked by hobgoblins. What a terrible waste of food in a world of such unbalanced prosperity.
Yours in uncertainty,
Morton Milton, Esq.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
A letter to Martha Stewart (Holiday)
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