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Kindest Regards, Morton

"If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans." - Otto Von Bismarck

Thursday, March 22, 2007

A poem about how it feels to get hit in the head with a foam bat

Kah-Thwiff! and Boing! and Sproing! and Ploof!
Your swings only hurt my feelings.
And even then, not very much.

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Just what were you hoping to accomplish, anyway?

 

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