Death to Stick Man Comics

My stick man comic is totally edgy. Not only is it poorly drawn, but the humour is low brow and mildly offensive. It has almost no redeeming qualities. I challenge you to create a more pathetic comic without breaking the law or leaving it blank.

"Since man is mortal, the only immortality possible for him is to leave something behind him that is immortal since it will always move. This is the artist's way of scribbling 'Kilroy was here' on the wall of the final and irrevocable oblivion through which he must someday pass." - William Faulkner