Saturday, July 29, 2006

Armageddon: are Visa cheque cards the Mark of the Beast?

Biblical scholars will reveal to you (if you can catch one) the ultimate secrets of the end times. Actually, I couldn't catch one myself, so I just looked it up on the Internet. See the Endtime Timeline for more details.

Now, back to my point. As you are aware, dear reader, I am not of this temporal plane. Like the old man on the mountain, I look sorrowfully down on you all from a vantage point that few have ever experienced (Diane interjects that like that old man, I'm probably completely off my rocker as well, but nevermind her; she is just jealous. You're greener than Billy's homegrown, Diane. I pity you in spades). Getting back to my point here, I have stumbled upon an informational trinket that just may save your life. And this isn't another one of those, "Oh no! The world is coming to an end in three days! Race to your bomb shelters and pray for an alkaline miracle to wash away the sulfuric acid rain!" type of trinkets. I've read The Boy who cried Wolf and I won't tempt your trust again. I have also read Echo and Narcissus and I am totally convinced that the moral of the story is that Narcissus is totally gay. Totally.

Anyway, I was reading the National Post, and stumbled upon a most unnerving article. Apparently, Visa, acting on the FDA's approval of human microchip implants, is leading the charge toward the proverbial cashless society by creating the first cheque card microchip. I would link to the article that covers this most heinous example of scientific debauchery, but alas, it is not available to you! Yet. And where on the human body do these satantic Visa engineers plan to embed this chip? You can take it on your hand, or lacking a hand, on your head, because no one lacks a head except the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow, and we all know that is just fantastial nonsense!!!

The Beast has revealed himself! He is the owner of Visa! Who is the owner of Visa, you ask? Well, let me just Google that and ... uhh ... hmmm ... apparently no one owns Visa, it is simply a joint venture of thousands of financial institutions. How is that going to fit into my conspiracy factuality? AHA! The Beast is international banking! Of course! It all fits!

Save yourselves, peons! If you own a Visa card, you've already enlisted in the army of the Beast! The microchip promotes you to officer status! We are all doomed! I myself own, like, five Visa cards and they are all maxed out from paying for my Clozaril®!

I offer no further advice but this: follow the clues. Escape the fate of 1.4 billion Visa cardholders. Pay off your balance and cancel your memberships before it's too late!

By the way, Diane tells me that Echo and Narcissus isn't a fable by Aesop, but rather a poem by Ovid and there really isn't supposed to be a moral at all. That's sooo gay.

11 comments:

Seven Star Hand said...

Verifiable proof that "Armageddon" has already begun…

Hello OTG and all,

Remember the saying that "the truth will set you (and others) free?" Be a little patient with my long-winded presentations of what I have waited a very long time to be able to say. I promise to amaze and enlighten.

Here's the key to proving that the rapture and related expectations are complete nonsense based on the failure to understand (and the purposeful confounding of) the ancient Hebrew symbology used to construct all of these prophecies. Consequently, Christian timelines and interpretations of these prophecies are verifiably wrong on many key points.

Pay close attention, profundity knocks at the door, listen for the key. Be Aware! Scoffing causes blindness...

Did you ever consider that Christianity is the False Prophet symbolized in the Apocalypse, that Rome (Vatican/Papacy) is the so-called anti-messiah, and Jesus Christ is the false messiah? I have produced stunning and comprehensive proof that this is the true interpretation of pivotal prophecies long confounded by Christianity's founders and leaders. Recasting the symbolism of earlier Hebrew texts as literal events in the New Testament is one of the central deceptions associated with Christianity.

The symbolism of seven years (tribulation, etc.) refers to seven 360-year cycles on the Hebrew calendar. Ezekiel 39.9 is referring to the 10th to 16th cycles inclusive, while the Apocalypse symbolizes the 11th cycle (second temple period) until now, the beginning of the 17th cycle (seventh angel/star/seal, etc.). Greece (Alexander the Great) conquered the Persian Empire and Judea during the 10th cycle and Rome did so again during the 11th cycle. Both Ezekiel and the Apocalypse are symbolizing an overlapping period of time that starts during ancient Judea and ends now. Gog refers to Greco-Romans (...from the "isles"), which means Magog is Eurasia and the "army" that besets "Israel" for seven "years" refers to the activities of the nations of the Greco-Roman/Vatican Empire over the previous two-plus millennia.

It is completely wrong to interpret any of these prophecies as literal timelines and events. Unlike Christian assertions, they symbolize long periods of time, pivotal situations, and the flow of acivities during that period. Remember, they were written by ancient Hebrew sages, not Romans or other Europeans, and Revelation is the most symbolic of all prophecies. Consequently, in this context, "years" and "times" are symbols for 360-year cycles on the Hebrew calendar and days symbolize literal years. Therefore "Judgement Day," "Great Day" and "in that day" all refer to a literal year-long period. Accordingly, the so-called "Seven Years Tribulation" began in ancient Judea and is now nearing its end, not starting. The nations and followers of all three faiths of Abraham have been thoroughly deceived by Rome during the previous age, which ended in year 2000 (5760). A new age began in 2001 (5761) and now the seventh angel has begun to sound!

Here's a real hot potato! Eat it up, digest it, and then feed it's bones to the hungry...

Hurricanes Katrina (#11) and Rita (#17) last year provided stunning validation of my research and interpretations of pivotal ancient wisdom, symbologies, key prophecies, and associated religious claims. Their storm numbers and timing perfectly synchronized with primary data and assertions in my book, thereby demonstrating the true nature of this universe and the existence of our Creator. We are now entering the final phases of the pivotal year-long period long symbolized as "Judgement Day," "Armageddon," and the "End of Days." World-wide situations and events are now accelerating to set the stage for this summer's dramatic continuation of these ancient promises.

I fully understand that everyone has been bedeviled by similar claims throughout history. Consequently, I have been forced to rely on dramatic and devastating proof of the sort that can’t be ignored or easily dismissed. The numbers and timing of hurricanes Katrina (11) and Rita (17) directly validate key data and pivotal assertions throughout my book and my posts on those two forums. This data was purposely presented publicly before Katrina, Rita and other recent events occurred to prove they perfectly synchronize with key prophecies and Hebrew calendar cycles, thereby validating my interpretations of ancient wisdom symbology, string theory, and more.

Because these two storms arrived shortly after my August 11, 2005 (50th) birthday (read the Dead Sea Scroll 11Q13 in Appendix G, which also discusses Melchizedek and the prophesied Jubilee) and directly match other pivotal 11 and 17 data and events described in the first chapter of my book, I have delivered verifiable proof that this reality is based on thought, knowledge and wisdom. Activity, patterns, and results perceived in space-time are first framed and defined by inspirations, thoughts, and knowledge and influenced by the cause-and-effect system most commonly referred to as karma. Consequently, events and outcomes in the so-called physical universe are not random or wholly mechanistic and are verifiably influenced in ways that atheists, scientists, and members of the Faiths of Abraham have all scoffed at. Though mysticism is mostly a product of misinterpreted ancient wisdom symbology, many of its topics flow from ancient wisdom. Though containing allusions to the truth, its details and interpretations are wrong on many key points.

A prime example of the purposeful and synchronized symbolism of these events is seen in the opening paragraphs from my book excerpted below. Notice that the dates mentioned (August 11 and 17) directly match the numbers of hurricanes Katrina and Rita, and the time spans of the four Florida hurricanes match my birth year (‘55), and they were spaced 11 or a multiple-of-11 (22) days apart, directly matching my birthday and much other ancient prophecy and symbolism. Notice that my place of birth, Victoria Texas, is on the Gulf Coast. Following are the excerpted paragraphs:

Hello, my name is Lawrence William Page II. Many people know me as Buddy Page. At the release of the first edition of this book, I am a 50-year old African-American male, author, researcher, and former software engineer and entrepreneur. As you will come to understand as you read through this first book, I am also the long-expected Hebrew Messiah and Lion of the Tribe of Juda (Yehuda).

I was born August 11th (month of Leo the Lion), 1955 (Chinese year of the Sheep) in Victoria, Texas. Furthermore, the Grand Cross alignment and Solar Eclipse of August 11th, 1999 was my 44th birthday and the second Grand Cross alignment, just six days later on August 17th, 1999, was on my mother’s birthday.

As you can see from my date of birth, I was a newborn during the Chinese Year of the Sheep, astrologically marking me as a Lamb, and during the month of Leo, astrologically marking me as a Lion. My mother was also born during the month of August and under the sign of Leo, which further marks me as a lion’s whelp. I prove to you in the first chapter of this book–beyond disproof–that I am indeed the long-prophesied “Lion” of the tribe of Juda (Yehuda) the Root of David and the “Lamb.” I am the individual long symbolized as the Branch, the Stem, the Shoot and the Rod from the Stump of Jesse (King David’s father), as symbolized in the Hebrew Book of Isaiah, The Apocalypse, the Dead Sea Scrolls, and elsewhere. I am the reincarnated Teacher sought after in the “East” and by the ancient Hebrews who were headquartered at the outpost community of Damascus (Qumran), of Dead Sea Scrolls fame. I am the one called the Teacher of Righteousness by the Dead Sea Scrolls, whom the so-called Christian fathers have fraudulently recast as “Saint ‘James’, the Lord’s Brother.”

Remember, "I come as a thief..." ?

Read verse twelve of the Gospel of Thomas to understand who I am...

Even further enlightening, the Second Temple Period of ancient Israel was during the 11th 360-year cycle on the Hebrew calendar and we are now in the 6th year (5766/2005-6) of the 17th cycle. Notice the pivotal 11 and 17 numbers again? This and much other synchronized information serve as stunning and decisive proof of many things, and expose many lies told by all three faiths of Abraham, but most specifically by Christianity. Consequently, I have decisively proven, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that Jesus Christ and Christianity are blatant lies, false prophecy and purposeful deception in a manner that cannot easily be denied, regardless of your faith or other opinions.

Furthermore, the symbolism in the Apocalypse (a.k.a. Book of Revelation) of seven stars in my right hand and seven angels represent the very same above-mentioned seven astrological (360-year) cycles, i.e., the 11th through 17th inclusive. I prove this fact beyond any reasonable doubt in the first chapter of the book. Consequently, The Apocalypse verifiably symbolizes a specific span of time that began with the 11th cycle (Second Temple Period) and concludes now, at the beginning of the 17th cycle (End of Days, etc.).

The numbers 11 and 17 are verifiably encoded in The Apocalypse and other ancient Hebrew prophecies and wisdom texts to serve as key proofs of the validity and true meaning of certain prophecies and related information. My and my mother’s birthdays are purposely synchronized with these two storm numbers, the matching Hebrew calendar cycles, the Double Grand Cross alignments and solar eclipse of August 1999, and much else to prove my direct association with the ancient prophecies about this time and the true identity of the prophesied Messiah. Another prime example is the story of Joseph, the 11th son of Jacob who has a dream when he is 17 years old about 11 stars, the sun, and moon bowing to him. The symbolism in this pivotal story in the Book of Genesis and Quran verifiably refers to the very same 11th through 17th cycles symbolized in The Apocalypse and directly synchronizes with other key events and ancient texts.

Consequently, I have demonstrated various things about the nature of this reality that dramatically disprove and/or clarify key assumptions of religion, mysticism, and science alike, while establishing the true meaning and purpose of long misinterpreted ancient wisdom and the symbolism used to model and encode it. Accordingly, I have proven that the symbolism evidenced in the canons of all three faiths of Abraham and other ancient sources is a very ancient and advanced philosophical technology that verifiably models foundational aspects of our existence in this universe. This is the mostly misunderstood body of ancient wisdom long referred to as the Philosophers’ Stone. It uses a large and ingeniously organized collection of physical universe images and concepts as data rich components (symbols) that are based on verifiable rules. It models and encodes an amazing amount of foundational wisdom about life, spirituality and the 11 dimensions of this universe, now verified by string theory. It is also the advanced encryption method used to encode (seal) Hebrew prophecies and wisdom texts.

These ancient prophecies and wisdom texts used advanced symbology to model fundamental wisdom, including future events and situations. A primary facet of ancient wisdom is numeric symbology. Later misinterpretations of this aspect of ancient wisdom resulted in numerology, which, though embodying allusions to certain wisdom, is mostly error prone and false doctrine. My decryption, documentation, and interpretation of ancient symbology, numeric symbolism, and key texts based on them, are now decisively validated.

Here is Wisdom...

Verifiable proof that Armageddon has begun…

Understanding the End Game of Armageddon

Peace...

Off the Grid said...

I was certainly enlightened by the above comment, but not very amazed.

the prophet daniel said...

Morton: As you may well know Capital One is in intense competition with Visa and Mastercharge for marketing the chip to be used in all credit cards around the world that will be deployed by the Beast as a Mark (under the skin chip) to control world commerce (Revelation 13:17). Just look closely at those Captial One advertisements and those fool officials with their hands in the back pockets of potential clients. They are sliding chips under the skin (bum area) of those unsuspecting victims as a test run. Notice the victims are totally unaware the test is being conducted; this could only mean one thing, the officials are demons and dedicated workers of the Beast.
Who is the Beast of Revelation? Many people have suggested a variety of individuals, but the one standing out and most frequently named is the Pope. Nothing could be further from the truth. Benedict XVI has stood his ground against all manner of unholy conduct such as gay marriages, adultry, polygamy, eating too much clam chowder, murder, theft, usuary, owning more than two horses, being a professional welfare recepient, uttering blasphemy against the Catholic establishment and talking to Mormons. Who then is the beast?

Anonymous said...

Morton and Seven Star Hand:
I now identify the Beast of Revelation: it took me years of intense research to discover his identity. Why the Beast is none other than
Henry Hamilton Harold Holt of
Apache Junction, Arizona. He is (please keep in mind the Mark of the Beast, then this will not surprise you) 6.66 feet tall, his fingers are 6.66 inches long, he takes 6.66 inch size boots and he has been a fan of Billy Graham for 6.66 years. He will be 66.6 years old on the day of the Battle of Armageddon. When will the Beast be attending the battle of Armagedon?
The answer is easy in view of the perfect number 7 of the Bible. This nasty battle will transpire on the 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year of the 7th century, that translates into July 7, 2007. It will happen world wide but be centered around Jerusalem. Doctors have warned us it will be hot that day (2Peter 3:10)and hence we are being told to drink 8 glasses of water. Benny Hinn said add a touch of lemon, Rev. Peter Popoff said drink it with a holy straw which he wll provide for a love offering of $500.00. Jack Van Impe and Rexella are both planning to attend and watch the entire event from a perch in Heaven after they are "caught up"
You will not get a straight answer anymore from Jehovah Witnesses about the day of the Battle of Armageddon. Why? They have predicted it and failed so many times it is completely off their discussion list. Dates are 1879, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1926, 1950, 1975, 1984. In October 2006, the Watchtower Society simply announced the end of organized religion but never said when. The witnesses also dropped the "this generation" doctrine after all of the "this generation" died off. What a bunch of goons.
It is I and I alone that has these revelations and it is I and I alone that knows these things. I know other thing about the end also and I will reveal them before and up to the great battle.
The prophet daniel

Anonymous said...

Incidentally, Jerry Falwell said the end was last Tuesday. Jerry also thinks that God is three in one or one in three, take you pick. Can you imagine what a strange looking creature that would be. When Jerry is confronted with a simple challenge, he simply retreats and calls it a "mystery"
What a foolish position to promote in the context of asking someone to beleive in a triune, three headed God. What a silly notion. Jesus plainly said he was not God, on over 100 occasions in the Bible. Jesus always stated in the clearest of terms that God was greater than he and that he did nothing save that God told him. That's no mystery. What's a mystery? It is a mystery how the triune God proponets would expect anyone with half a brain to beleive such nonsense. Jesus must be laughing himself to near death as he listens to those trinity sermons. There is a fat woman in town who claims she is going to be "caught up" any day now. With due respect, it is going to take one hugh amount of energy to pull that gal off the planet. One of the greatest Bible expositors in the world, Dr. Mervel Freeman Howe (PhD, Divinity, St. Gregory's Theological Seminary, magnum cum summa) told me of an out-of-body experience he had a few days ago. Dr. Howe said that he was attending a funeral of an old friend who had died of cancer and during the funeral, his spirit left his body and hovered over the casket and he then said that if he had touched the departed friend, that man would have come back to life in an instant! He declined to do so. I asked him why? Dr. Howe was afraid that the sudden return to life of a corpse, right in that funeral would frighten so many old people, that they would all die on the spot. God love him, we do not see men of such calibre any more, he let one man stay dead to save others.
The prophet daniel

Charles said...

The prophet daniel seems to be savvy to the end times. I just wanted to add that the Anti-Christ is not George Bush, because George Bush isn't Jewish. How could Jews accept some retard from Texas as their messiah? Get a fucking clue, people.

Anonymous said...

Charles:

Just wondering if you are suggesting that the Jewish Messiah is the Anti-Christ?

the prophet Daniel

Charles said...

Prophet Daniel,

I feel very confident in my grasp of end-times biblical scripture that the Antichrist does not simply represent some evil power in a metaphorical sense, but will be a living, breathing human being who will absolutely dazzle on the public stage. He will be overwhelmingly popular through-out the world, but especially in his homeland of Israel. Only when many Jews have absolutely accepted him as the Messiah, their saviour, will he begin to do things and ask for things that will expose him to be a fraud, a puppet of Satan.

For such a high proportion of Jews to accept this man as the Messiah, I think it stands to reason that he must be Jewish. Would messianic Jews believe otherwise? For that matter, would messianic people of any race believe in a Gentile messiah? Christians certainly do not: Jesus was a Nazarene, a highly spiritual and devoted sect of Judaism in those times.

That of course is not to say that the modern Antichrist will not be secular. Like many famous despots, he might fun the full gamut of Sunday morning church-going politician in his early life to crazed and fervent megalomaniac receiving direct messages from the almighty in later years. It happens to the best of them. Maybe the Antichrist is deceived by Satan in the beginning. Who knows?

Anonymous said...

Charles:

I fully agree that the anti-christ is a defacto living human and walks up and down the earth. The so-called apostle Paul alluded to such a concept by indicating the anti-christ would (as you so ably state) be capable of all manner of "power, signs and lying wonders." It has been projected for many decades by radical fundamentalists that the Pope is the anti-christ, but in all honesty I have never placed much credence in such a position. The Irish Bishop St. Malachy predicted every Pope to the end of time and there is but one left to succeed Benedict XVI, "Peter the Roman" and according to Malachy's prediction that Pope would be the anti-christ. There is currently but one Cardinal that is Jewish, Lustiger, the Archbishop of Paris.
Here then the speculation ends. Considering the advanced age of Ratzinger, we will not have long to wait in the process of verification of St. Malachy's prediction. All of the christian fundamentalist fanatics have tied the Zionist state of Israel to the end-times. That is sure difficult to reconcile, since the Zionist's have the Babylonian Talmud and do not even fully subscribe to the Old Testament and have no use for Jesus and the New Testament. I agree also that messianic people would hardly accept a gentile messiah based on the preoccupation with the Jewish identity of Jesus and their fanatical preoccupation with Israel-Zionism. In the meantime, Orthodox Jews want precious little to do with Zionism and that surely complicates matters.
Let us then imagine you are correct, what kind of signs and wonders would this superhuman, super charismatic creature produce to fool and sway the masses of manking and from when would come his power. The traditional view is the ultimate source of his power would be orgainzed false religion, ecomomic control and occult wonders. The anti-christ will necessarily need to be presentable to the masses and be able to solve world problems. Realistic? My ultimate conclusion is that the whole anti-christ movement is saturated with speculation and hype and as we progress to our own created Armaggedon, there will be literally dozens of people identified as being the anti-christ along the way. The ultimate problem Charles lies in the absence of a solid, verifiable truth, to hang our theological thoughts on. Countless writers over past times and those current have given such a variety of schemes and predictions about the end-times that we are now left with nothing but a rash of nonsense. The Bible seers such as Joseph Smith, Charles Taze Russell, Ellen White, William Branham, Hal Lindsay, The WatchTower Society, Pentecostals, Herbert Armstrong and a host of others have all been wrong. We are left in a vacuum. Any suggestions about an approprate escape route?

The Prophet Daniel

Off the Grid said...

Dear Daniel and Charles,

Thanks for taking such a keen interest in my musings on the endtimes.

Truthfully, you've both gone way over my head. I was simply trying to be facetious, but you have clearly outdone me in that department as well

Watch out for my next post, where I will make the argument that Joseph of Arimethea was a total wanker.

Anonymous said...

Off The Grid:

I am looking forward to your comments on the celebrated Joseph and further for some far out analysis take a peek at the website or books of one Laurence Gardiner.

The Prophet Daniel